Thank you for choosing Brain Stew! I know that you have lots of websites to choose from when it comes to wasting hours of your precious life you will never get back, and I appreciate you stopping by mine on your slow march to the grave.

So what exactly will you find here? There’s my blog, delicately seasoned with my special blend of sparkling wordplay and grammatically correct sentences. Each post has a unique flavor. It might be spicy, or sweet, or a little bland, or even offend on occasion. But it will always be satisfying.

There’s links to my other works. I’ve done a bit of comedy writing for various websites, most of which no longer exist. Such is the nature of the business. Comedy websites are harder to keep alive than houseplants and vegan bakeries combined, but luckily you can still see my work on this one.

I also write short stories of various genres, some of which have actually been published in actual literary magazines. Unfortunately you can’t see them online because the publisher is in Canada so you can only see them on the Canadian internet. Until the Great Firewall between our two countries comes tumbling down (and what a glorious day that will be!) you can see a sampling of my stories here.

And of course there’s always Twitter, which tells you more about a person than years of intimacy ever could.

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