You can email me anytime for the following reasons:

1. To tell me how much you like my work. Writers survive on a steady diet of caffeine, junk food and validation. Appreciated writers are productive writers!
2. To offer feedback. I’m always looking for good suggestions on how to improve my brand without having to pay for it.
3. You’re looking for a writer. I’m open to any project that’s creative, innovative and fun. And pays money.
4. You want to summon Cthulhu. I’ll grab my Necronomicon and meet you in Morocco on the Thirteenth Moon come the Fifth Strike of Hell’s Bells. Don’t forget to bring the goat’s blood (not to nag, but everybody always forget the goat’s blood).